My Life According To Me...

Little Britain Obsessive

Wed, 29 Dec 2004 19:29:50 GMT

This'll probably be my last update of the year, so, better make it good...

My #1 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Which little britain character are you?, is Anne

My #2 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Which little britain character are you?, is Dame Sally

My #3 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Which little britain character are you?, is Emily Howard

My #4 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Which little britain character are you?, is Jason

My #5 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Which little britain character are you?, is Marjorie Dawes

My #6 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Which little britain character are you?, is Vicky Pollard

My #7 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Which little britain character are you?, is Andy Pipkin

My #8 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Which little britain character are you?, is Daffyd Thomas

My #9 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Which little britain character are you?, is Ray McCooney

Fuck-a-doodle-doo

Fri, 29 Oct 2004 19:08:41 GMT

Today in a word: Craptacular...

Registration/Assembly
Some fireman and policeman came and gave us a bit lecture about fireworks and fireworks safety.

Music
Did fook-all. I regret taking music...Meh, it's only short-course!

History
Had my test, 20+ questions then two essay questions. I was in the middle of my first essay when she said, "You should just be finishing the conclusion of your first essay..." so I rushed it...and I rushed the whole of my second one. It was about 3/4 of the page, when it had to be about a page and a half. Oh well! No-one managed I don't think. Not 20+ questions and 2 essays in 1 hour 5 minutes!

Maths
I got into maths, excited. "Only an hour 'til San Andreas..." my brain was telling me. AND I understood our work! "It's too good to be true" said a little voice in the back of my head. Dale came up to me at the end, "Kirsten, Jonny's jealous of you, having San Andreas!" then Jonny came over, "Yeah, my mum's supposed to be getting me it, but she'll forget..."

Lunch
I walked home, excited. I came in the back door and looked down, didn't look at the letter box when I came in, so I could get a suprise. I walked to the front door with my head down, then looked at where the mail was. I was surprised alright! San An was not there :o( I got really mad and disappointed and sent ma a text saying, "I'm never buying anything from play.com ever again!"
Business Management
Andy and Steven were talking about San An, I felt left out. We had a supply teacher so we did some random exercises.

P.E
I didn't have a good afternoon. Got no praise, couldn't do some thing we were supposed to. Made an ass in front of everyone.

I came home, complained to Ma about SA and she said I was bound to be disappointed. I checked the play.com site and they said they give refunds so I thought about just buying it from Asda, but then said, "No. If it isn't here tomorrow, I'll buy it somewhere else and send it back when it eventually comes." So we went to the chipshop, I went to get Ma a paper and coke from Asda while she got the chips. I had a quick look at the PS2 games, but there was a sign saying "San Andreas Sold Out" then I looked in Blockbuster. "Temporarily outta stock" Whoop-de-friggen-do! I wouldn't buy it from Asda anyway, though, 'cos whenever I buy anything from there, the box is broken or the disc is scratched. Anyhoo... I'm gonna go. I'm really tired and it's only 8pm *huh?*

San Andreas!

Fri, 29 Oct 2004 07:09:51 GMT

Today is the day. Hopefully when I come home at lunch, there will be a brown package waiting at the door for me. Yes, kids, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas shall be out today. Actually...it's already out, but I didn't queue outside GAME or anything at midnight to buy it. I did the sensible thing.... Ordered it at play.com :P

Jamie's order has eben delayed 'cos he left it too late, but mine was posted 3 days ago...Yay!

Anyhoo, I wont be online for a while, due to my (probably) new obsession :P

vice_city1986

Mon, 25 Oct 2004 18:10:01 GMT

Yeah, so my Vice City community is all up 'n' running. Please check it out. I know the layout is crap, but... meh, it's not about looks!

Anyhoo...

Hope you check it out!

Another wasted day...

Sat, 23 Oct 2004 14:34:46 GMT

And, so, my children, my October Holiday 2004 comes to an end. Sadly. We're back at school on Monday, which sucks. But in this holiday, I haven't done much, but I made a new friend, Fudge, persuaded my parents to get me a dog, bought a trilby and got a jacket! The first one I've had in two years, 'cos I'm too stubborn and say, "Nope, minging. Don't like that one..." to all of them, when really saying, "I like that one...but it would never suit me..." So this time, I decided to just go for it and pick a jacket that was nice! shame that it's the same as Laura's!

Last night, we were walking down to Jill's...
ME: Is it a bit lame that we have the same jacket?
LJ: Yeah... *starts to laugh*
ME: *starts to laugh too, looks down at ground... Freezes* Oh God...
LJ: What? *LJ looks down, notices, pisses herself laughing.*
ME: We're both wearing jeans and white trainers too! TWINS!
LJ: It'd be ok if we were in a group, 'cos then we wouldn't all be wearing the same. Maybe Jill could stand in between us, then --
ME: TRIPLETS!
LJ: Oh yeah, she's got a beige jacket too!

Ah, it was funny, we were laughing for about 5 minutes, talking about how lame we must have looked. What are we gonna look like at school? The three ~~muskateers~~ muppets!

Today, all I have done is feed Taz, speak to Kim, Sandi and Lachie and speak to Jamie for about 4 hours on msn... Another wasted day...

Oooh, I can't be bothered updating, but here y'go!

Tue, 19 Oct 2004 22:57:06 GMT

Well... in the holidays, I have stayed at Laura's, stayed at Jill's, been to the gym four times and played vice city 26million+ times. :D

We're going to Edinburgh on Thursday to see Schwest, which I love doing. It's fun :o) more later :o)

x

o_0

Tue, 19 Oct 2004 19:48:33 GMT

Journallo Finito. Unless there are objections.

Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, duuuun, cinema girl!

Mon, 11 Oct 2004 07:02:07 GMT

Reet-o. Saturday - Went to the cinema with Jill. We just picked the first thing we saw in the paper - Wimbledon. It was actually really good, surprisingly, 'cos I thought it would be another crappy British "romantic comedy". Ha, we saw a trailer for Bridget Jones. Woo!!

And yesterday - Me, Keri, Laura and Jill went to see Shark Tale (aadvanced screenings, we were right at the front = not good.) "I have Pimped yo' hide!" It was ace! Again, I thought it would be crap, better than Finding Nemo (although I still haven't seen it! Muaha, none of my friends must know this, they'll make me watch it!) Every Character in it looked ever so slightly like the person who was doing their voice. Will Smith's actually looked like him, he had the big ears, Renee Zellweger's had the mouth, Angelina Jolie's had the lips, Robert DeNiro's had the little mole down beside his eye, etc. Ah, Bob was great.

Ciaoza!

Last day of term, baby!

Fri, 08 Oct 2004 18:59:11 GMT

We had a jeans day today, but it was pretty much just a "no uniform day" 'cos everyone wore different clothes. Anyhoo...

Music
We had a party and watched Monsters Inc.

History
Last day of Mr.C :o( it was his birthday = more swearing! Woo woo! Highlights of having him this week...
HIM: How do you spell "WAR" ?
US: "W-A-R"
HIM: No. "C-R-A-P" or should it be, "K-E-R-A-P"? KEEEEEERRRRRAP!
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"And that stupid twat, George Bush is IN CHARGE! 'Oh, general, where is Islamia?' TWAT!"
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"Heh heh, dunno what you're laughing about, you know what they say about big lads..." *mouths 'Tiny'*

Maths
The bastardo made us do work! :oo

Business Management
Discussed Mini Enterprise. I said I'd decorate glasses over the holidays. Ah crap...

P.E
Played UniHock. I was in Nick and Danny's team. We did SHOCKING! :D

Then was free! Oh yeah, Mike, Diane and Andrew have a new dog, a girl, called Kim. She's so cute, just a little puppy, another Collie. Now they have three dogs! I'll take a picture of kim and post it. She's so cute, small and got scared, but she's my new friend :D

"I think he's really sweet! I love your hair! It reminds me of a dog with long, greasy black hair!"

Tue, 05 Oct 2004 18:16:33 GMT

Woo woo! DVDs I need to buy...
Dylan Moran - Monster Tour - LIVE!
Ross Noble - Unrealtime - LIVE!
Bill Bailey - Part Troll - LIVE!
Black Books - The Complete 3rd Series
The Complete Black Books (Series 1-3)

Woo hoo, woo hoo hoo!

Vice City Geek

Mon, 04 Oct 2004 20:54:04 GMT

Today...

Maths
Bored outta my skull, d00d!

English
God, we had this bitch, who is supposed to have left and she moved me to the front for saying to Lisa, "Have you finished your summary?" Rar!

R.E
We watched Stuart Little. Don't know why! We just did!

Lunch
Had a headache so stayed off the afternoon.

Now, I'm searching all these Vice City sites:
http://gtazone1.w.interia.pl/vc_radio.html
http://www.rockstargames.com/kentpaul/home.html
http://www.rockstargames.com/vicecity/
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/__121b_8pdhHp851TAUToSl2J/FGOZKKPff0AAkBlqyR/2Rw8A=
http://www.vicecityradio.com/vol1-connected.html
http://www.lazlow.com/

Let me take you to the race night, baby, the race night, baby!

Sun, 03 Oct 2004 18:39:50 GMT

Last night was fun :D

Laura's mum picked me up at about 7pmish and she drove us all to the Broadhill Bar. We were among the first people there, so me and Laura decided we'd both buy a horse each. I bought one in Race 2 called "Thorpedo" and Laura bought "False Start" Jamie and Jonny soon arrived and we got drinks. We all chatted, then Josh, his girlfriend, Megan and Cammy came over. We sat with them the whole night and these little kids called Kirsten (my twin, we were Junior, Senior for a night!)and her little sister, Caroline who was about 5 came and sat with us. Caroline sat on Jamie's knee, they looked so cute! And everyone kept going, "Aw, look at Jamie with his baby!" then his mum came over and said to Caroline, "Is Jamie your new friend?" and she said yes. Jamie's mum saw me laughing and walked past me and whispered, "What a stupid girl!" and I peed myself laughing. Jamie's mum and dad are cool.

Anyhoo, the races began and in Race 2, that stupid bastard False Start, Laura's horse won! It was a fix! Thorpedo was robbed!

It was a cool night, party games! At the end of the night, Jamie and Laura kept having little arguments so they were all, "Fine, I'll just talk to kirsten then!"

Got home after 1am, I was tired so went straight to bed. And...here I am!

Lay here on a Saturday morning...

Sat, 02 Oct 2004 14:36:02 GMT

Ok, so far, I have...

Woken up
Played Vice City
Fed and put out Taz
Texted and received texts from Jamie
Spoken to Andrew about the Sims, "Can I borrow House Party?" but I don't hve House Party...
Found out from Diane that she almost killed Jonny today when he was doing his papers, 'cos he came out of nowhere.
Found out that Jill can't come to Race Night tonight. Shame, 'cos it's gonna be a laugh
Watched Tesco deliver our shopping, but no cake :o(

And... more...but...those are the more interesting things!

Peace Out<3

Ho-hum...

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 19:06:26 GMT

I'm bored of the internet... have been for a while. It's a wonder I haven't been updating loads for something to do. All I do is go on msn now. Anyhoo, my Schule day...

History
Was quite funny, we had a supply teacher called Mr.Moody - Moody by name, Moody by nature ;o) Actually, he was alright, got really annoyed at us, though. We managed to get hold of a Squeaky Lizard and people kept squeaking it and throwing it quickly to the other side of the room, then the person who caught it would squeak it and throw it to the other side of the room when the teacher looked round (oooh, rebels!) It was funny at the end though. Tiss (at the back of the room) had the Lizard and we needed to get it to the front of the room to put it back on the desk and the teacher was at the very front, so everyone was in view, so Josh tried to distract him.
Josh: Is that poster them getting Gassed?
Mr: Yeah.
Josh: What one?
*Mr Moody turns round to point at poster, Tiss throws Lizard at Josh, without Moody realising, Josh throws it onto the desk, everyone pees themselves laughing*

Break
Tried to block out Chinny from the circle, but she wouldn't get the hint...

Biology
Just did revision crap. Was soooo boring!

German
Again, boring, Mrs Allan said "Ehhh?!" taking the piss outta us, but we ended up peeing ourselves laughing once more. Ian was fascinated with my spring-pen, then Rowan saw it, "Kirsten, can I see it?" but Ian wouldn't give him it, "Kirsten said I could!" he whinged.

Lunch
Ran home to see if Vice City had arrived (I got bored on Friday and felt like playing it, so I ordered it and San Andreas) but it hadn't, so I watched Cheers and Frasier instead.

Social
We talked about Discrimination, then watched a video about it and about a "football match" - England - Tunisia. Wooow...

Bus.Man
Spoke for the whole hour. Hmm... I think I hear the phone... Borrrrrrrrrrring!

And now I have a shizzload of homework and I have to finish The Van by tomorrow. Ach weel...

UPDATO

Tue, 28 Sep 2004 17:33:51 GMT

Haven't updated in a while, forgot to update bout Jamie's party, so here we go: In conclusion, t'was crap! I felt so outta place, I just wanted someone to speak to all night. But didn't have enough money to text anyone :o(

Life sucks...

In other news, I'm off to the gym tonight with ma bitches, Keri, Jill and Laura. Should be fun :o)

Hallo, Feestbeest!

Fri, 24 Sep 2004 17:31:50 GMT

Well, party last night, party tonight!

I was so ill yesterday, but went to the party anyway. I got there and still felt ill. I was sick about 5 times, rushing off to the toilets. Everytime I came back, everyone was all, "Aw, You ok?" and I felt like a right idiot... Jonny was being really nice to me and one of the times when I came out of the bathroom, he had a glass of coke ready for me lol.

Will update about James' party later.

Peace out<3

Ow...

Thu, 23 Sep 2004 09:01:10 GMT

Bloody dentist…I went back for my appointment today. I got all frozen and then got two needles in my mouth. He said it wouldn’t hurt ‘cos my mouth would be frozen, but fook, it hurt like hell! I got the bus home and met Fneeg on it. Who said, “Urgh! Why’s your cheek all purple?” – Yes, I can hardly talk ‘cos my mouth is numb… I look so retarded when I attempt to speak, so I’m going back to school after lunch to see if it has gone down by then.

I’m ill, got a cold, wanted to stay off the whole day, but I’ve got Jonny’s party tonight, and I want to go… oooooh, woe is me lol.

Peace out<3

EDIT: Why is all this Paid Account stuff coming up?

Calum and Sean's pimpin' rides!

Wed, 22 Sep 2004 06:55:08 GMT

So, last night we went out, me, Jill, Laura, Keri and Jamie. It was effin' freezing! So we were at the steps at the school and we saw Calum come down the steps on his BMX with lights on the wheels :D and Sean came down the ramp (sensible) on his RED BMX! The whole night, he was making jokes and was saying, "Don't touch it, it's red and it's the Pimp Mobile..." so Calum let me have a go on his. It's so hard to ride BMXs! You have to stand up the whole time when I'm used to sitting down THEN standing up. All in all, it was fun, me wants one o' those!

Anyhoo, don't have to go in 'til 9:15 today, so I got about an hour to kill *goes back to bed...*

Tomorrow off! ;o)

Tue, 21 Sep 2004 17:38:05 GMT

Yep, I'm off tomorrow. So is the whole school. Big 1400+ people Sponsored walk along Balmedie Beach. Should be good :o) I miss History, Biology, German, Social and Business Management. =D Da Crue are maybe walking together, like old times :o)

Ok, so today...
HISTORY: We looked at the weapons, almost got killed by Josh pointing a rifle at me.
BIOLOGY: Tried to tell Alison jokes but couldn't remember any. I was on a roll with them last week though!
GERMAN: We had some annoying wifie, so hardly did any work. Me and Jill saw Mrs. Allan on the way out to lunch and she asked us how far we got on our sheets. "Did you get onto making your own advert?"
JILL: Yeah, I finished the 10 questions and got onto my advert...
Then Mrs.A left and Jill went, "I'm only on number 3 of the questions!" and I said, "Me too!" and we laughed.
ENGLISH: Was funny, Lisa sitting next to me again! Bye, bye, Sam! Although I'll miss him, it's better next to Lisa 'cos I absolutely PEE myself laughing!
BUSINESS MANAGEMENT: Our usual teacher wasn't there so we had our maths teacher. SKIVE! I didn't do much work, 'cos I didn't understand it. We'd never done work out of this book we had to use....

Came home, Jill came up and we watched Byker Grove...Yes, we are cool!

Peace Out<3

Party and town

Sat, 18 Sep 2004 17:08:59 GMT

The party last night was alright. Jill's mum came up for me at about 7:20pm with Laura in the back, I joined her and she said, "Oh no...I've done a Keri and forgotten her present!" so we went back to hers and arrived at Shona's on time. We got there and in the sitting room, on the coffee table, there was a Blockbuster DVD, Laura asked what film it was, picked it up and grinning, showed it to me. She was peeing herself at my "Oh Crap!" expression, it was Lost In Translation. Jill whispered, "Is that the crap one?" and I nodded (sorry, MS, I know you'll probably comment now saying something about it having a plot and me just not understanding it, but in my humble opinion, it sucked.) but we ended up not watching it, 'cos we just played truth or dare all night lol.

And today, I met up with my bitches, Laura, Jill and Keri and we went into town. All I bought was a pack of 10 pencils, in which there were 9! And Keri bought modelling balloons. We blew them up on the bus and they kept bursting, so we thought we'd get chucked off the bus. That's my day so far...

Ciao

Rockin' Party

Fri, 17 Sep 2004 18:08:05 GMT

Tonight should be...um...eventful (yes, I'm being sarcastic)

Shona's party. Don't know what we'll do, but there ya go... Pointless post...I'll talk all about it later... :( I really don't wanna go... Ciao ciao :o(

Ich Liebe Dich, Granny!

Wed, 15 Sep 2004 17:33:51 GMT

So yesterday Granny got robbed, so I found out. Here's what happened: She was hanging out her washing when some guy came and asked her if she had seen a frisbee. While she was talking to him, two guys ran past her into her house and the frisbee guy ran into the house after them. She didn't chase after them, 'cos obviously she's old and they could have hurt her, but who would do that to an old person? They're sick. They took about £400 from her house. Seriously, if I ever find out who they are...

I have no reason...

Tue, 14 Sep 2004 18:15:09 GMT

Nothing exciting happened today, I have no reason to post... Um...I finished my business management test! with a little help from jordan! "Jordan, what are the 4 areas?"
"human resources, public relations, finance and..."

I can't remember the last one... tum-te-tum...I gots 15 minutes to kill...

Here comes the lowdown

Sun, 12 Sep 2004 15:35:02 GMT

Ok, I havent made a proper entry in a while, so here comes a long one, a review of my week since Wednesday....

Wednesday
I woke up, opened my presents and had to go to school. I got into Regi and Vicky gave me a card with a tenner in it. I went to History, was bored, at break, Keri gave me my eyepatch! Custom made with a "K" on it, just like Cap'n Wiggy asked for ;o) and Shona gave me another tenner and sweets. I went to Biology where Sarah, Vicky, Shona and Emma attepmted to sing happy birthday to me. German: we had a fire drill, so that took up some of the lesson. I spoke to Jonny who was in the line next to us, 'cos we're in F and he's in G. He said, "Kirsten, look over there!" so I looked over a few other lines and saw Gemma and Ruth who both yelled, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" at lunch, I came home, opened my cards and Laura came in for me with my present. It was a load of Jack Skeleton stuff, shibby! Went back to school, got to class late, but the teacher wasn't there, so she didn't notice and then we went to business management where Steven and Andy asked what I got and Mhairi yelled, "Oh yeah! It's your birthday!" - When I got home, Aileen was there for a while but left shortly afterwards. We got a Chinese then I went out, nice birthday :P

Thursday
Don't remember much of it, so it can't have been too interesting! Bought food at Tesco for the party.

Friday
Went to school, lucky me(!) Music: Played "Hard Case" AGAIN on guitar with Ewan...he scares me... History: The desks have all moved! No! Stupid electronic whiteboard means we're further back = nearer Dawson and Rowan, the annoying ones! Maths: Did not too much work, was bored, Business Management: started a test, boooooring, P.E: felt loved, I was torn between two sides, people saying I was good at hockey! They lie! They didn't see my grades!
So, Came home, had a bath and a shower and Laura and Keri arrived at 7pm, Jamie at 7.30pm, Jonny at 8pm, Jill at 8.45pm and Gemma and Ruth at 8.50ish. We watched Kill Bill, ate and drank. When everyone had left, me and MS watched Shaun of the Dead 'til about 3am.

Saturday
Woke up at about 11:10am and got told we were going to Granny's. We left at about quarter to one and we cut the grass at her house. We got home about 8pm, but i didn't go out, cos... I couldn't be bothered! And I don't think anyone was out anyway. We sorted through stuff from the loft to go to the car boot sale.

Today (Sunday)
We woke up early again to get to the car boot sale. Things didn't get off to a good start, we had lots of buyers, but mum had put my Roald Dahl collection (Matilda, George's Marvellous Medicine and The BFG) in to get sold when I'd told her not to. It was an apparent mistake...uh huh...mistake my foot! :P So the book ended up being sold and I only noticed it after the guy had gone, but I didn't want to say, "Sorry, that's not for sale." We only made about £38, but hey, that's not bad! So now I'm on eBay, looking for my book. I loved that book, but I don't think they publish it anymore, but I HAVE FOUND IT! Woo: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=64183&item=6926127666&rd=1

God Bless eBay!

Wow, what a long entry, I shall leave now, so you can fall asleep...if you bothered to read that...